Technically he's more my BF's boy, since they were friends in college while we were acquaintances, but still I feel some pride here. He's now working as a waiter in some ritzy East Coast restaurant that was recently visited by Padma Lakshmi, and she took a picture of her dessert and mentioned Luke T. by name on her Twitter feed, calling him "cute." He was actually kind of my hero in college for two reasons. First, he was one of the few guys active in sexual assault prevention. Second...and let me preface this by saying that I strongly dislike adolescent-style humor and have no idea why this was so hilarious, second.... The only sport that was popular at my hippie Div III school was our coed club hockey team. We're talking three rows deep popular among all these children of privilege who had never seen a hockey game in their lives. I remember well the daughter of a Bangladeshi government official banging on the glass and screaming at our team to f-someone up.* One day for reasons best known to himself, Luke decided to build a giant, semi-anatomically-correct papier mache penis and throw it on the ice. He just tossed it over the glass sometime during the first period. If that wasn't funny enough, all of the players pretended like it wasn't there, so in the end a ref had to get rid of it, and he just skated it off the rink, dragging it behind him. We were falling over. So clearly this was a guy destined for greatness.
*Despite its amazing potential for inspiring school unity that did not involve protesting the administration about something, the rink stopped being funded by the town and the college declined to take over the lease. Just one of the many short-sighted decisions taken by the school.