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The real surprise is that I have a Post-Punk Kitchen recipe I've been testing and will be ready to write about tomorrow, but in the meantime, have some coconut-milk ice cream.
Larry and Luna's Coconut Bliss is now hekshered parve with the heart-K. It's also still vegan, gluten-free, and sweetened with agave nectar. I found the chocolate hazelnut fudge flavor to be less aggressively coconut-y than prior flavors I've tried, with an extra crunch from the nuts and a strong chocolate flavor complemented by the more subtle hazelnut, which creates a drier sensation on the palate similar to some of their other products. I suspect this is their homage to nocciola, the traditional gelato.
Turtle Mountain's Purely Decadent coconut milk mint chip, by contrast, is very icy like a sorbet. It shares all of the positive production attributes listed above The mint flavor is quite refreshing and tastes natural. I am a bit taken aback by the ingredient list, which includes beet sugar to make the (Dutch) chocolate used for the chips, chicory, and carob (the root of all evil), and yet when I was eating it I thought it was delicious, so perhaps I shouldn't have revealed this to you before you tried it.
It's interesting to me how these non-dairy products, and also something like Soy/Rice/Hemp Dream, use words in their names to emphasize the idyll you will presumably enjoy if you eat them. It's almost like they're trying to convince skeptics that the stuff will taste good ;)
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My 'choose the least expensive item on the shelf' strategy pays off yet again. The company is frankly a wee bit creepy, at least based on its website. Headquartered in Hollister, it only produces candies that are round, and that includes a line called Trufflz! (reminds me of Dooce and the way she's taken to writing "shingles!" with jazz hands) and one called Scookies, which are ball-shaped bits of cookie dipped in chocolate. In other words, product naming is not the strong suit. Marich also kind of overdoes it with the flavor combinations, as this particular candy consists of toffee, a layer of milk chocolate, a layer of of dark chocolate, and a layer of "marbled" dark and white chocolate. But it is, in the final analysis, pretty tasty. You'd expect a toffee to be crunchy, but these are pillowy to the bite with the toffee coming only at the finish, and hints of almond. I couldn't figure out why the first thought that came to my mind was that they tasted more like baked good than like candy, until I remembered that for awhile some big company was putting out chocolate-covered cookie dough that looked like malted-milk balls, and with all the different types of chocolate cushioning the toffee these candies had a bit of the same texture. None of the chocolate flavors could come out clearly, but they all melded into a sweet mish-mosh, so if you're not a purist and you're a toffee fan these give good value for the money, plus they're hekshered dairy. At least you're not paying for something with a name like 'trufflz!'
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Little Debbie is putting out a creme-filled cupcake, designed to compete with the curlicued Hostess version. Now, we know that it will stand in quality relation the way a Swiss Cake Roll does to a Ho-Ho, ie, slightly drier and less decadent. But I believe, pending a check, that Little Debbie doesn't use trace amounts of beef fat in its creme filling. So it's 'suitable for vegetarians' as the British would say.
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It's not just that Zingerman's is chock full of the best food, from their own breads and cheeses to $150 imported balsamic vinegar (yes, it exists). The most amazing thing about the deli is that clearly its application process requires you to bring documentation that you are among the ten most pleasant, patient people on earth, otherwise you won't be hired. If, in the midst of the utter chaos of a line around the block trying to reach the sandwiches, and tributaries breaking through the floodwaters trying to get to the cheese counter and the bread stand, you can treat every customer as if she were the only person in the shop, you are a Zingerman's employee. The one knock on its family of stores is that it worships the pig, and very few of its products are kosher. The Roadhouse does serve kosher, hand-dipped corndogs that are next on my list of things to try in Ann Arbor.
Items at or from Zingerman's that are highly recommended, thus far:
Chocolate chunk sourdough breadIf you can't make it to Michigan, the mail order catalogue is a decent substitute.
Friend and loyal reader The Redheaded Stepchild Who Is Not A Whig (one time only nickname run-together!) was recently kind enough to share her chocolate bar, in the hopes that she might gain fame and fortune among the other eleven of you. Having tasted the bar, I promptly called up the fictional president of Lake Champlain Chocolates, Snidely Q. Whiplash, and conducted the following interview.
Q: It says on the wrapper "sweet indulgences that capture the essence of Vermont."
A: That's right.
Q: Sao Thome is a small island nation off the west coast of Africa. How's the skiing there? Do they also have a socialist in Congress?
A: We feel that the 'essence of Vermont' may be interpreted in many ways.
Q: Has there been any negative feedback from Principe, whose name is noticeably absent?
A: The U.S. embassy was very helpful in quelling the peaceful civil action outside our factory.
Q: Why does Typepad suck so much at creating posts that include a lot of artificial paragraphing?
A: Possibly their developers were busy playing with their new Wii Fit when it came time to debug that part of the platform.
Q: If a company describes its chocolate in terms suitable for a pretentious wine, how hard should it be slapped?
A: There was no intent to parrot the wine industry in calling this bar " both fruity and robust" and "exceedingly complex, yet astonishingly pure."
Q: So, pretty hard, you're saying.
A: No comment.
Q: Actually, the one way in which chocolate is similar to wine is that it can be either dry or sweet. Would you describe this bar as closer on the spectrum to Valrhona or Hershey?
A: It is our policy to create completely independent flavor profiles, but if it should bear some resemblance to a product imported from Belgium, we would be unsurprised.
Q: If I were to open the bar and hear "resounding vanilla tones," should I call a doctor?
A: Lake Champlain Chocolates is indemnified against any action resulting from its use of mixed metaphors.
Q: Do you have any comment on the statement "this bar is fine, but their filled varieties are better"?
A: As long as you're purchasing our products, no.
Q: How long, measured in repetitions of the track "Lovestoned/I Think That She Knows Interlude" by Justin Timberlake, did it take this reporter to write the piece?
A: About five, I'd say. And I hope that she remembered to save it along the way, given that I read the last one was destroyed in a log-in incident.
Q: Don't ask.
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Suddenly, everyone in America (or at least every woman plus John McEnroe) is supposedly obsessed with this probiotic concept. All of us have been informed that we have deeply dysfunctional gut flora and we must fix them with special bacteria found in yogurt. Indeed, this was the phenomenon which started Sarah Haskins doing Target Women in order to mock it, so it's had one positive effect. The organic cheese producers are thrilled, because at long last there is a wider trend that dovetails with part of their own work: creating things with cultures.
Sometimes, Fat Louie must admit, she purchases things based on a very simple calculation: which is the least expensive thing on the shelf? I was searching for cream cheese and Nancy's Cultured Cream Cheese was a good dollar less than the other versions, including plain old Philly. I was pretty scared of it at first, because I thought the cultures would make it taste sour and also possibly make me sick. Cream cheese is normally defined by being bland and inoffensive. 'Unpredictable' not a word usually found in the cream cheese lexicon. Yet, for this brand the element of surprise is quite welcome and will make your breakfast breadstuffs interesting. A bite may be tangy and sharp (and yes, a bit sour) or it may be slightly sweet. This cream cheese is hekshered, so you can feel comfortable slathering it on your Izzy's bagels. The Oregon-based company also has a comprehensive small producer philosophy and will take back your containers for recycling. It's been around for thirty years and will no doubt outlast the current marketing blitz. In short, highly recommended.
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Found it, and you probably have too. It's called Belfiore and it's made in Berkeley. The heksher is one I'd call 'tablet k' and you can get more info on their website. Thus far I've seen two different kinds of fresh mozzarella, plus ricotta and an excellent-looking farmer cheese. I don't know how you could go wrong with fresh soft cheeses (they've won awards apparently), but when I try them I'll let you know how they are.
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I really hesitate to recommend a product from a huge company, especially a huge dairy company since lord only knows how their component dairies treat their cows. But I also know that those who eat kosher cheese have constrained options and are always on the lookout for things they can actually eat. If there turns out to be a smaller maker of kosher Italian cheeses, I will write about it or a reader can let me know.* My go-to mozzarella right now is from mega dairy creator Precious. It's fresh which lends it the requisite firm creaminess but not water-packed, which means it's easy to eat and store. I have never had a mozzarella round make it through twelve hours in my house. It's also hekshered. So I feel it's my responsibility to mention it.
*There is definitely kosher smoked mozzarella available somewhere in San Francisco, because my kosher caterer friend served it at lunch one day. I shall check.
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1. Has being purchased by Hershey affected your product line, especially as to which new flavors are introduced? Nice change of packaging, though.
2. What is with the use of oils (called 'essences' on the front of the bar) to flavor the chai and mint bars? They create a bar with an initial, front-of-the-mouth chocolate experience and then a poorly integrated, unexciting secondary flavor. Your best bars have real ingredients.
3. Why on earth do people think adding ginger to something makes it 'chai'?
4. Also, what the heck is 'chai oil'? Perhaps 'essence of cardamom' ? Go work for Emeril if you want to be like that.
5. Why did you think that because a touch of milk makes your excellent dark chocolate creamy, you would be successful at milk flavors?
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